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Jesus Christ, Asshole Supreme



| Dec. 9th, 2005 01:12 am Intellectual Property - Part Three of Jesus Goes To Hell Note: The adventures of Jesus descending into Hell are loosely based on Part II of the Gospel of Nicodemus, AKA Acts of Pilate.
Why are Moses, Isaac and Socrates in Hell? Glad you asked. According to
this apocryphal gospel, as well as Dante, anyone who died before Jesus
Christ redeemed mankind on the cross resides in Limbo, the First Circle
of Hell. Unless they were sinful folk, in which case they went to the
other more painful circles. Limbo is also where unbaptized babies go.

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| Dec. 2nd, 2005 02:14 am Draft Pick - Part Two of Jesus Goes to Hell Note: The adventures of Jesus descending into Hell are loosely based on Part II of the Gospel of Nicodemus, AKA Acts of Pilate.
Why are Moses, Isaac and Socrates in Hell? Glad you asked. According to
this apocryphal gospel, as well as Dante, anyone who died before Jesus
Christ redeemed mankind on the cross resides in Limbo, the First Circle
of Hell. Unless they were sinful folk, in which case they went to the
other more painful circles. Limbo is also where unbaptized babies go.
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| Nov. 27th, 2005 11:35 pm Beelzebub Note: The adventures of Jesus descending into Hell are loosely based on Part II of the Gospel of Nicodemus, AKA Acts of Pilate.
Why are Moses, Isaac and Socrates in Hell? Glad you asked. According to
this apocryphal gospel, as well as Dante, anyone who died before Jesus
Christ redeemed mankind on the cross resides in Limbo, the First Circle
of Hell. Unless they were sinful folk, in which case they went to the
other more painful circles. Limbo is also where unbaptized babies go.
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